Yanni Smithson

Yanni Smithson was a very forgettable character in the super memorable RPG The Return of Alpaca Rubicino.

Biography
Yanni Smithson was a 12 year old child who dreamt of nothing more than being a gangster. He told people he wanted to join Alpaca Rubicino's gang, but in reality he had already joined the Clankers gang and was being sent undercover to try to assassinate Alpaca.

He failed due to making the horrific mistake of siding with PG Copper, who betrayed him, killed him, and then tried killing all their foes. He also failed when he blew up a jet engine backpack by accident.

Alpaca was rescued, and lived to be awesome another day.