War of the Americas

After a frankly ridiculous amount of fighting over Rum Island, the nations of the world collectively turned their eyes over to the newly discovered American continent, and proceeded to begin with a frankly ridiculous amount of fighting over it instead.

The following games detail the specifics of the war.

I Like Trains
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The war began simply, being mostly made up of minor scuffles over unimportant trifles. Nobody cared yet, as there was an abundance of land available. This game detailed the first attempt at a railroad connecting one shore to the other, and the troubles that came about on said train as some of the passengers tried to defend it.

They did not succeed.

Die Hard on a Blimp
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Things really began heating up as the nations tried to establish firm boundaries. This game detailed an attempt by Los Lobian terrorists to destroy a Shanduchan zeppelin in order to assert their dominance.

They did not succeed.

100 Doors
Main article: 100 Doors

The last victim of the battles over Rum Island was young Princess Fiametta (whose island home was nearby the battles and was wiped out as collateral damage). She was the sole survivor, and after seeking refuge in America had been kidnapped, but escaped shortly after. Using her massive political clout, she devised an ingenious maze and imprisoned several inside to try to determine who was responsible for her kidnapping.

She did not succeed.

Ojinjintka
Main article: Ojinjintka

While the nations established an uneasy in the rest of the world, the treaty specifically did not mention the Americas, leading to the wars heating up more than ever before. Soon only the very center of the continent was unclaimed by the nations, remaining inhabited by the natives. From this environment came Ojinjintka (called "Joey" by her friends), one of the most successful mercenaries to ever live.

The Los Lobos government, wanting to get rid of her, hatched a plot to kidnap her younger brother Mato and use him as bait to draw her out and finish her off.

They did not succeed.

Hunt for Hadropsey
Main article: Hunt for Hadropsey

Even as Shanducha asserted the main political and economic sway over the Americas, notable general Hadropsey betrayed his nation and established a private kingdom in Central America. The Emperor of Shanducha assembled a team of mercenaries to go assassinate him before he could cause too much trouble.

Along with the mission, Joey attempted to begin a serious relationship with a giant lobster man. She did not succeed.

Acquiring QH-29
Main article: Acquiring QH-29

As the war reached a fever pitch, the nations began working on a plan of mutually assured destruction, involving a sequence of nuclear warheads and a mindless cyborg named QH-29 who would activate this apocalypse. Two scientists, upon realizing what they had been involved in, assembled a team to track down QH-29 so they could stop the impending Great Accident.

They did not succeed.