Archibald Jeeeves

A butler of substantial merit and some skill. He served his master well until he fell on hard economic times and could no longer afford Jeeves' fee. He is looking for work on board the ship, if any may be had.

Certain Death
Main article: Certain Death

Having always associated himself with the Loyalist faction on board the ship, Jeeeves quickly made himself available to help when Condemned troops starting uprising more than ever before. This got him into a number of sticky situations, such as fighting around 9,000 troops in a narrow corridor (gaining victory only when he and companion Lokva threw open an airlock and got most of their foes sucked into space), or when he himself got sucked out the cockpit window, again into open space.

However, through his alliances, predominantly with Etienne Lagos and Rory Killian, Jeeeves was able to survive endless assaults and plots, including getting revenge for the theft of his beloved At Least Seven Layer dip.

After the residents of the ship learned they were descendants of Los Lobos and united to work for a better future, Jeeeves instituted a school for butlers that continues to train new, efficient Conglomerate butlers.

Personality
He is able to cook with consistent skill. Even the most miserable slop can be made appetizing with the right herbs and spices. Jeeeves excels at this. And he is handy with a needle and thread or if you need clothes pressed.

He can frequently be seen roaming the long corridors of the ship with his silver platter and sporting a very fetching top hat.

His entire life he had an incredible ability to control people's bladders and force them to pee themselves. Thanks to his reticence, he was able to go his entire life without people knowing about this.