McBurger (family)

The McBurgers are a family that rose to prominence between the nuclear apocalypse (approximately 4,100 BC) and the Conglomerate invasion (1 AC), thanks to their extensive chain of restaurants providing cheap fattening food to the destitute masses.

Matty McBurger
In about the year 3,000 BC, Matty McBurger was continuing the family trade. His business ventures led to him getting involved with a roving gang of outlaws. However, Matty's ambition outweighed his ability, and he attempted to kill off all his teammates so he could collect their promised reward himself without sharing, and parlay that money into aggressively expanding the McBurger chain of restaurants.

Tragically for him, his plot backfired viciously, and he was immediately killed by his angry teammates.

Johnson "Fatty" McBurger
Johnson was a descendant of Matty McBurger, due to inherit the empire of money in 2487 BC. He was morbidly obese, before it was taboo. He joined up with two of the original Three to wreak havoc on the solar system. He was kidnapped along with them and turned into an indentured servant for three years without being ransomed.

Fatty McBurger
Fatty McBurger is a descendant of Matty McBurger. Unlike the majority of the McBurger clan, who devoted themselves to remaining fit and healthy so as to better control and manipulate the masses, Fatty gave in to the temptations merited the family business and grew to a larger size than any McBurger had ever grown. He was hastily disowned from the family empire and banished from the McBurger star system.

After wandering aimlessly for years, he happened upon a ruined Conglomerate vessel that was being towed to a black market space station for auction. Despite not being the best at stealth, he managed to sneak aboard and pass out, where he remained unconscious for 4 days. Upon awaking, he was shocked to discover himself on a strange planet and surrounded by a riot.

After the ship escaped and things settled down, Fatty learned the ship he had stumbled into had been purchased by Anton Zerp and his crew - Briggs Dexmond, Grant Sud, and PG Copper.

Their objective: restart the Resistance that had fought against the Conglomerate so long ago.