X Winters

History
The presidential line of the United Rooms of the Motorhome is made up of guys and girls all named X Winters. Some theorize that the first male X discovered the perfection of the sugar molecule and lived immortally on sugar; this theory though has no grounds and is most certainly false There are also X Winters who are independent of the URM.

X Winters (Fleet Admiral 2489 BC)
X was imprisoned on the Kuiper Belt Penal Colony for the accidental genocide of sentient dandelions on Titan after his court martial. Escaping with a motley crew, they went around the system wreaking havoc. They took many illegal jobs and accepted dates with other guys. He also spent three years as an indentured servant.

His skill with the machine gun was widely known, having slaughtered dozens with ease and grace.

X Winters II (Fleet Admiral)
This X did much, claiming to be the brother of the original X. He traveled with a few lowlife traitors, and had a couple of adventures. He commanded a two ship fleet after he retired from the navy. Sadly, he was killed in a glorious explosion when a member of his crew mutinied.

X Winters III (Fleet Admiral)
Not much is known about this X, except that he was the successor to II. He didn't accomplish anything.

X Winters IV (Admiral)
This RPG isn't really HILT, but consistency.

X started out in the Red country, somehow joined the navy, became captain of his own ship, and went to war against the Black country. He took his crew, Trademaster, Kelly, and Starlight. They went deep behind enemy lines to steal a book from the infamous Library. They succeeded and became friends with Chicken Joe. X learned Poultrese and became a ninja.

The Red country surrendered so he went to support an ally, the Purple country. Black slowly conquered territory. X rose past Captain and held the rank of Admiral, commanding the 706th Fleet, made up of the Final Requiem, Requiem For Atlantis, Golden Watch, Your Mom, Pegasus, Spiked Assailant, Chicken Foot, The Hellwasp's Revenge, Flotilla Versailles, and Barge of the Dead.

Then the Purple country fell, so the fleet joined the last remaining ally, Blue. They would make their last stand, and fight to the end bravely, but it didn't look good. The enemy held 70% of the galaxy, but they did have a couple of crates of rum for bribery. Fate unknown.

X Winters V (4200 BC)
This X was a Scottish girl. Coptropica. She shared a flying boat with some kid who betrayed her. So she joined the police academy, killed her cadet fireteam, retired, got involved in dangerous jobs, got captured, escaped with a jetpack and flew into the sunset. Fate unknown.

X Winters VI (2300 BC)
An admiral of the URM Navy. For some reason was on Bollocks Tower, trying to erase some part of his past by drowning himself in drinking. Got involved in the Great Spider Hunt even though his mates kept trying to kill him. Fought his own arachnophobia to eat spider liver. Drank tequila instead of searching computer records for spider weaknesses. Almost died falling from the radio tower used to control spiders. Lost an arm - traded alcoholic spider meat for a bottle of wine. Might come back in a future game.

X Winters Neko (1000 BC)
The universally acclaimed Scottish cat girl X was a possible founder of Sugar Worship on the asteroid Ochoromana during the game Saving Ochoromana. She lived a full life, adventuring with her best friends Marie Ochoa and COMMAND PROMPT, Trademaster and Chicken Man, and George. They saved the monsters by discovering flowers that would restore them to humans. They also repaired a spaceship that X may have used to spread the news about the perfection of sugar. X married some guy from the bar who loved cats and gave him many kittens. She died happily at the age of 103.