The Menagerie of Doom

The Menagerie of Doom was a game played amongst the HILT fathers. Super secret, top secret, so secret if I told you what happened, I'd have to kill you.

Here's how it went...

Plot
At some point after humanity had set out for the stars, but before the Conglomerate showed up and ruined everyone's day, four individuals were lounging about on their planet (this planet probably had a name or something) when they were suddenly abducted by aliens.

This surprised everyone, as aliens were thought to not exist up to this point. Especially weird was the fact that these aliens were vaguely humanoid, though definitely shorter, fatter, and uglier than the average human.

The four humans were thrown into what seemed to be a zoo enclosure. They had beds to sleep on in the middle of a lovely meadow, albeit one surrounded by glass allowing passerby to look in and see them. This alarmed them, as when they were abducted their clothes seemed to have vanished.

Using their wits and the items they had with them (why they had all carried things when their clothes were gone has been so far left unexplained) they were able to fashion a snare to catch an alien and allow them to escape. Their first move, post escape, was to open a pen full of cows and cause a stampede in the opposite direction as a distraction. Then they found zebras, quickly worked out how to ride them, and got away even quicker than they'd anticipated.

A bunch of other things happened, like finding a bunch of cool guns, wooing the incredibly ugly nurses who patched them up, and then almost ditching those nurses when they found Amazons.

Unfortunately, when they finally got to the escape pods, of the three, only two made it through the vast minefield that surrounded the ship.

Characters

 * Aubrey Bojangles
 * Clyde the Slyde
 * Remy Zorgane
 * The Wizard

Trivia
The presence of Clyde the Slyde causes something of a continuity issue, as he had appeared in The High Gate, a game which took place several thousand years before, and he died both times. This continuity problem may get fixed sometime, but probably won't.